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I’m elegance personified: the sphynx Is just a dusty lion compared with me: No curtain-climber, [...]
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Being Words of Fine Advice From Blaze Achew Panda-monium Cat Editor Extraordinaire To [...]
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He ordered the Canary! [...]
I heard a monstrous banging on the door Below the lonely winter’s blustering roar: The [...]
If you serve them a little wine, they’ll be in a much better mood for [...]
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Missy Pong Ping on Versace [...]
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Why are you dressed like that, Floyd? Well Fitz, if you want to catch a [...]
“Oh this is who they are!” this dream proclaims: Though kitten, she’s a [...]
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“It’s hard now to believe that this is true: The pastries, and the tree, and [...]
It’s true that every dog has its day, just remember Max, we cats have 9 [...]
The can opener didn’t work on this one either, Floyd. Hmmm…. must be one of [...]
Confidentially Max, I’m afraid my pet is crazy, She stays out all day long, rushes [...]
Sir Romeow the Cuddlepuss Asleep [...]
Around the village he serenely glides And nods in greeting as he passes by: So [...]
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“Alas, it’s come to this! Don’t let the dog Or cockatoo next door see me [...]
O Iris, glittering apple of my eye! You dainty silver imp, just like an elf [...]
On ermine paws you softly glide to me, Serenely gaze with aquamarine eyes; What earthly [...]
Purreface: Purrsanthema here. I forgot that my cat Blaze wrote this some time ago. We’ve [...]
Lay down your head you Ninny, You old Dear! You have a home: there’s nothing [...]
“You must be careful and eat only mice, Not voles nor moles nor shrews however [...]
“I’m Blaze Achew Panda-Monium. I am a large luxury Paper Weight & A Purrfessional Document-Shredder.” [...]
“Well Fitz, the only way to do really EXCELLENT geek cooking is as everyone knows, [...]
“I move through midnight on my velvet paws And circle silently around your bed. O [...]
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“Lou,.. Sometimes I think People are more trouble than they are worth!!!” [...]
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“Lou, you’re Just upset that fluffy jilted you for a DOG!!!” “Well Max, I just hope [...]
They wait like whaling widows on the shores, For all their fishermen to wander home. [...]
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“In the MOLE MOLE, would you prefer a broad-footed mole, an eastern mole, or a [...]
Happy Christmas time to everyone! 🙂 [...]
We strive to give you goofs a tree Since we’ve all toppled …well, two or [...]
“Well, here’s the latest buzz as it went down: A lot of ruckus here went [...]
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