Author Archives: Purrsanthema

Purrsday Poetry: Portrait of a Cat – Star Sapphire

On ermine paws you softly glide to me, Serenely gaze with aquamarine eyes; What earthly [...]

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The Big Bunny Cover Up: Blaze Achew Panda-monium, Cat Editor Extraordinaire’s Poem on Easter

Purreface: Purrsanthema here.  I forgot that my cat Blaze wrote this some time ago.  We’ve [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: A Scrap of Catteral for Freya

Lay down your head you Ninny, You old Dear! You have a home: there’s nothing [...]

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Blaze Achew Pandamonium’s Advice to Hugh Wyles on Recipes to Recover his Health

“You must be careful and eat only mice, Not voles nor moles nor shrews however [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – I’m Blaize Achew Panda-Monium

“I’m Blaze Achew Panda-Monium. I am a large luxury Paper Weight & A Purrfessional Document-Shredder.” [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – Geek Cooking

“Well Fitz, the only way to do really EXCELLENT geek cooking is as everyone knows, [...]

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Lines Written by Coco the Cat to Masterblaster

“I move through midnight on my velvet paws And circle silently around your bed. O [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – People Are More Trouble

“Lou,.. Sometimes I think People are more trouble than they are worth!!!” [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – Fluffy Jilted You

“Lou, you’re Just upset that fluffy jilted you for a DOG!!!” “Well Max, I just hope [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: Conquering Our Fears

They wait like whaling widows on the shores, For all their fishermen to wander home. [...]

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Chat room (French for cat) – Mole Mole

“In the MOLE MOLE, would you prefer a broad-footed mole, an eastern mole, or a [...]

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Meowy Cat’s Mouse

Happy Christmas time to everyone! 🙂 [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: Meowy Cat’s Mouse

We strive to give you goofs a tree Since we’ve all toppled …well, two or [...]

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The Naked Kitty

“Well, here’s the latest buzz as it went down: A lot of ruckus here went [...]

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Chat Room (french for cat) – Pet-Degree

“Max, what do you prefer, a pet-degree or a pet-agree?” “Well, Lou, If they’re agreeable [...]

Chat Room (french for cat) – Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

“Oh Lou, I tried to get them to sell the darn dog. I told them [...]

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Portrait of a Cat: Blaze Achew Panda-monium

I hear a sudden crash and I go numb. I hope that no one’s hurt! [...]

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Chat Room (french for cat) – Housing for Mousing

“New here. My name’s Slim. I am boarding at the cat-house down the road. Ah! [...]

Purrsday Poetry: Portrait of a Cat – Alexander Valentin Pusskin

Like midnight mink or like a luscious swirl Of licorice, my darkling cat you purr [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – The Moon is a Great Big Wheel of Jarlsburg Cheese

“The moon is a great big wheel of Jarlsburg Cheese & The man in the [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: Blaize’s Words on Human Honor and Poetry – The Human Meow

“Whatever high falutin’ tails they tell Of giant mousies in Australia, well, “Tis true, in [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – The Can Opener Didn’t Work on This One Either

“The can-opener didn’t work on this one either, Floyd.” “Hmmmm…. MUST be one of those [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: Blue Boy

Portrait of a Cat: Blue Boy My Blue Boy, O my graceful Gainspurrough, The largest [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – I’d Like the Gourmet Hoppy Meal

“I’d Like the GOURMET Hoppy Meal: The Frogs Legs Sauté, a la Purry-Zienne” [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – Oh Romeow!

“Oh ROMEOW! You have such a wonderful sense of power over Mice!” Cartoon by Purrsanthema [...]

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Purrsday Poetry: My Midnight Valentine: to A.V.P., in Eternity

My midnight valentine, who brings me love Amid the worst of misery, dear friend, How [...]

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Chat room (french for cat) – The Hunt for the purrfect recipe!

“First, we have to HUNT DOWN the PURRFECT Recipe!” Cartoon by Purrsanthema [...]

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Alexander Valentin Pusskin: an Elegy

Alas, you’ve gone: you’ve slipped off to the night, My valentine, and now I know [...]

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Chat Room (french for cat) cartoons – The Restaurant

“My kitten would like the Chickadee Fricassee, Kitty-Sized serving, & I would like to order [...]

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Princess Tiger Beauty, Portrait of a Cat

In grandeur so magnificent you stand, More dignified in splendor than a lion; I muse [...]

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