Oliver & Nubia: So my humans say I scratch too much human furniture…

Hi everyone,

It’s Nubia here today! Can you believe that my humans have accused me of continuously attacking THEIR furniture and the carpet? Do they not know that ALL the stuff in the flat belongs to their QUEEN – ME?!?

Nubia: They got this new stuff called Feliscratch from Animed direct and they really believe that I am going to fall for it…

Nubia: I might look cute for the camera with this… but I shall not fall for this stuff!

Nubia: What’s this purple liquid anyway???

Oliver: Sister… stop complaining… you DO attack too much of their stuff…

Nubia: What you are meant to be on my side! 🙁

Nubia: So they’ve put that purple stuff over the old cardboard scratcher? The silly little thing they think we will go for instead of the divine feel of sharpening our claws on the sofa…

Nubia: @_@ It does smell very nice actually… Must… scratch… it

Nubia: Ok… I take it back… this makes the old cardboard scratcher my favourite place in the whole world!

Nubia: Right! That’s it I am ALL exhausted now and shall nap here. 😀

Oliver: Since my sister is passed out I shall tell you all about this stuff. Feliscratch by Feliway contains a copy of our natural pheromone that we leave on places when we scratch and therefore encourages us to scratch there again.

Oliver: In fact it’s been working so well on my sister over the last few months that she will even RUN out of the humans’ bedroom in order to get to her Feliscratch infused cardboard scratchers instead of being naugthy. 😀

Signed by,

His Meowjesty King Oliver the Maker of Mischief
&
Her Meowjesty Queen Nubia the Disturber of Peace

23 thoughts on “Oliver & Nubia: So my humans say I scratch too much human furniture…

  1. Laura (PA Pict) says:

    I need to look and see if this product is available in America. My cats have scratching posts aplenty but instead have ripped my leather sofa (it’s just as well they are adorable!). I’ve tried many potential solutions; I’m willing to try more.

  2. sidilbradipo1 says:

    Oh Nuby, you’re a rebel inside 😛
    I need this product and must find out if it is available, or can be delivered, here!
    Thanks for sharing, my sofa will be eternally thankful 😀
    Ciao
    Sid

    • Marc-André says:

      If it’s not available I’m sure we could sort out something where I buy it here and you PayPal me the money or something? 🙂

      Hopeful that it should be available near you tho! Or online with delivery at least?

  3. elizz says:

    the kitties love to scratch the dining room chairs.. the seats are covered with faux leather.. while 5 of the chairs have scratches, the only chair without a scratch is mine.. hmm that’s rather strange.

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