Author Archives: Purrsanthema
A Wise Cat’s Guide to Quarantine
“Oh no. She just won’t stop this and lie down ! At noon [...]
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Sep
Purrsday Poetry: Helmets
It was a sad day when we went to war: The pugs wore cantaloupes, whilst [...]
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Jun
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Rats
Gee, Flloyd, so the Moon himself comes from Switzerland! “Yeah, Astronuts shuffle up to the [...]
Jun
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker Soubise
My kitten would like the Chickadee Fricasee, Kitty-Sized Service, & I would like to order [...]
Jun
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Octapussycat
I’m very sorry, but we don’t serve those here. No catsup, No catfish & No [...]
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May
Purrsday Poetry: He Braved Me Once
“Yes, run! Just like the neighbor’s old Great Dane Who flies for freedom when he [...]
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May
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Swattin’
Naw, I ain’t naw Memba of de meowfeeya. I am on da pawleece Swat Team. [...]
Purrsday Poetry: Sneaker Socks
They float on by like they have elfin wings, They dance and prance and whirl [...]
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Apr
Purrsday Poetry: Tigers Great and Small
On silvery moonlight sands beyond the trees, More light than a whisper or a westering [...]
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Mar
Purrsday Poetry – Coco: A Cat’s Self Portrait: Written for Masterblaster
I’m elegance personified: the sphynx Is just a dusty lion compared with me: No curtain-climber, [...]
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Feb
“Meow Meow Meow”
Being Words of Fine Advice From Blaze Achew Panda-monium Cat Editor Extraordinaire To [...]
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Feb
Purrsday Poetry: At Dead Midnight
I heard a monstrous banging on the door Below the lonely winter’s blustering roar: The [...]
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Jan
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Feeding the Flock
If you serve them a little wine, they’ll be in a much better mood for [...]
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Jan
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Mickey Mouse
Why are you dressed like that, Floyd? Well Fitz, if you want to catch a [...]
Jan
Purrsday Poetry: This Dream Proclaims
“Oh this is who they are!” this dream proclaims: Though kitten, she’s a [...]
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Dec
Purrsday Poetry: The Purrfect Lap
“It’s hard now to believe that this is true: The pastries, and the tree, and [...]
Dec
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Nine Lives
It’s true that every dog has its day, just remember Max, we cats have 9 [...]
Dec
Chat Room (French for Cat) – The Alligator Snapping Turtle
The can opener didn’t work on this one either, Floyd. Hmmm…. must be one of [...]
Nov
Chat Room (French for Cat) – Hoomans Showering After Work
Confidentially Max, I’m afraid my pet is crazy, She stays out all day long, rushes [...]
The Gentleman
Around the village he serenely glides And nods in greeting as he passes by: So [...]
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Aug
Purrsday Poetry: Oh, the Shame!
“Alas, it’s come to this! Don’t let the dog Or cockatoo next door see me [...]
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Jul
Purrsday Poetry: Portrait of a Cat – Siberian Iris
O Iris, glittering apple of my eye! You dainty silver imp, just like an elf [...]
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Jun