“Dr. Cat!” I shouted as I stormed into his office, “What happened to the drawstrings on all my sweatpants? What happened to all the yarn in the house?
“I have an addiction to dangling things,” he replied, “My therapist said that I need to keep these things out of sight, because it’s distracting me from my work.”
I wasn’t sure how to react. “I’m sorry to hear that.”
Dr. Cat yanked at his tie. “I must resist the urge to attack dangly objects!”
I leaned closer to comfort him, and he pounced at my earring…