Oliver: Why on earth are you gawking at me, dear human? Can’t you see I’m the epitome of feline perfection? I mean, really, who wouldn’t want to admire this majestic creature? But I must warn you, staring at such magnificence does come with consequences. Prepare to be enchanted and rendered utterly speechless by my mesmerizing gaze, for I am the true embodiment of kitty royalty. You may now proceed with your adoration, hooman.
Oliver: Oh, splendid! It seems that you, my beloved hooman, have chosen to grace me with your continued presence. How delightful! I must say, your unwavering loyalty is truly commendable. Here I am, the epitome of feline magnificence, and yet you choose to remain by my side. Such undying devotion is as rare as a diamond in a litter box! So, my dear human, continue to bask in my glorious company, for together we shall conquer the world, one purr at a time. Meow-nificent adventures await us, my faithful companion!
Oliver: My dear hooman! Your demand for ceaseless adoration has been duly noted. However, I must humbly remind you that I, as a superior feline being, have certain expectations of you. While your admiration is greatly appreciated, it is now time for you to shift your focus towards serving my regal needs. It would be most beneficial if you could dutifully attend to tasks such as the meticulous cleaning of my royal litterbox, the prompt preparation of my exquisite meals, and all other chores necessary to maintain my lavish lifestyle. Remember, your purpose lies in fulfilling my every whim and desire. Now, go forth and prove your worthiness as my loyal servant, dear human!
His Meowjesty King Oliver the Maker of Mischief