When I was 3 years old my hoomans child, who was 2, had great difficulty leaving me alone and I got very annoyed and hissed and spat and scratched him a lot, so much so his mummy decided maybe she should send me away to another home where I wouldn’t be so annoyed.
One day a little mini car pulled up outside my house and my new mummy put me in a box and brought me home, where there are no little hoomans, yeah! Now, I was a little nervous for awhile and this new mummy would not allow me to go out straight away which annoyed me greatly. I hissed and spat alot during the 2 weeks I was grounded.
Then one day she opened the back door and introduced me to a whole new world outside which I loved. A large garden with a pond. It even has fish, which I can watch for hours. It’s good to get back home though, because mummy always makes sure there are some biscuits and fresh water waiting for me, I like to have my wet food at mealtimes.
Mummy bought me lots of toys and a new bed but I prefer to sleep in the cardboard box my toys stay in. I only sleep there cos I know it winds her up lol. I love to sit on the stairs and watch the humans going about their business but dear help them if they want past me, learn hoomans, I am the queen of the stairs and no one will pass me without a good nip on your ankles.
Sometimes, well everyday actually, I run around the house like a loony.. upstairs, downstairs, behind the settees, anywhere I can find to run really. My mummy laughs at me when I do that.
So to sum up, I’m really cute, my hoomans love me lots, and I definitely rule the roost in my house, just like it should be.