Nubia: Meow…. Meow!!!!! MEOW!!!!! *Stomach grumbles loudly*
Nubia: Have the humans not yet realised that it’s dinner time ???
Nubia: I am staaaaarving!
Oliver: Nubes… It’s still an hour until dinner time – I told you not to eat it all earlier *sits on a mountain of hidden crunches*
Nubia: But I was hungry!!!!!
Nubia: What was that! I heard a crunch!
Oliver: *Speaks with full mouth* No…th…ing
Nubia: Oh you!!!! You hid crunches again in your secret stack location! Give me some!
Oliver: *Runs and hides*
Nubia: *Sigh* Brothers sometimes…
Her Meowjesty Queen Nubzilla the Disturber of Peace
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