Charity Mews: Homeless Cat Seeking “Employment”

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“Dolly’s skills and experience are purr-fectly suited for the position of house cat/human assistant.”

Application for Position of House Cat

Dear Prospective New Family,

I am seeking a home that is in need of a house cat with impeccable skills and manners. My owner passed away and my current residence is Cat Depot. But this is just a temporary address for me.

As you can see by my resume, my talents are numerous. My qualifications include lap sitter, leg warmer, bug catcher, computer screen duster and master couch lounger. Not only am I fun to have around, I am very resourceful and I can help with chores. When you are working on the computer, I’m more than happy to help you press the keys. Or I can just keep your keyboard warm. When you are reading the newspaper, I’m a great page keeper and I act as a paper weight so stray breezes don’t blow your paper around. Oh, and I love the comics section – Garfield is my favorite!

I have many talents to help you through your daily routine and you will still have plenty of time to nap with me afterwards. You will wonder how you ever managed without me.

I believe that my skills and experience are purr-fectly suited for the position of house cat/human assistant. And my ability to work a room will be a definite asset to your household. I am only four years old and I have so much to offer.

I hope that you will consider my application for residence. I can provide references if you need them. I promise I will not let you down.

Sincerely,

Dolly

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38 thoughts on “Charity Mews: Homeless Cat Seeking “Employment”

  1. That reminds me of the one I cannot find anymore, but it went something like this:
    Black beauty looks for you to be happy with. Will wear what you like, will wait for you to come home and will be happy to do your bidding. Long hikes or long nights in front of the fireplace – call for Betty (and then there was this phone-number)
    Betty was – a black dog – and the phone number that of the rescue organisation. Over 1000 lonely men phoned. Not realising that this was a dog.

  2. You are such a beautiful cat, and I certainly hope you will find the purrfect home needing you talents. You look like a sweet cat. I will re post to help you out. 🙂

  3. DOLLY:

    Where are you. I just LOST my BEST FRIEND AND SHE WAS SO LOVED. I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER…..I THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. WHERE DO YOU LIVE. I LOVE YOUR RESUME AND WANT US TO “INTERVIEW” EACH OTHER….ARE YOU INTERESTED IN LIVING IN THE BEACH CITIES OF SOUTHERN CA???

    I NEED A NEW BEST FRIEND AND YOU LOOK HIGHLY QUALIFIED. WRITE BACK IF YOU ARE INTERESTED…..I LOVED MY CAT MORE THAT I THINK IT’S POSSIBLE TO LOVE ANY CAT…..YOU WOULD BE SO LOVED AND I WOULD NEVER LEAVE YOU.

    PLEASE CONSIDER INTERVIEWING ME FOR THIS GREAT JOB?? MY NAME IS SHERYL. MARC KNOWS ME AND I MANAGE CAT LOVER GROUP WITH MARC. SO IF YOU ARE ARE NOT ALREADY ADOPTED, I AM INTERESTED.

    LOVE, SHERYL

    PS: YOU WOULD BE YOUR OWN SELF AND HAVE YOU OWN THINGS AND NEW THINGS. I AM NOT TRYING TO REPLACE MS. CALI….

    1. Sheryl. Dolly is still looking for a home as far as I can tell from the cat depot charity site. She is in Sarasota FL. their number is 941-366-2404

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