Hi everyone,
Today’s guest post comes from our busy reporter Shrimp from hairballexpress:
Greetings Humans, Fleabags, and Furballs.
I have interrupted my usual exciting activities to bring you this SPECIAL REPORT:
IRS HIRES KATS TO SPY ON TAX CHEATERS
Sources at the IRS have just confirmed that the InFURnal Revenue Service is now facing budget cuts, so they have resorted to a less expensive means of spying on those tax cheaters.
While this has the humans in an uproar, kats’ purrsonal incomes have spiked dramatically as the IRS hires them to spy on the would-be cheaters. (SCORE)!
And speaking of budget cuts, the bad economy is also hurting felines everywhere -(those not employed by the IRS)- and some have found themselves resorting to desPURRate measures to make ends meet.
And, kats worldwide are growing increasingly disgusted as they witness what appears to be a rise of dog favor among their (previously) committed humans. Tragic indeed.
Partly because of this trend toward the lower life form (dogs), and partly because of the increased amount of time their humans spend on the computer, and playing on their iPhones, many kats have decided to give their negligent (and moronic) humans an ultimatum;
And now in addition to their other woes, kats are finding themselves getting sick because of Bad NIP!
Packages of RUFF WORLD katnip have been recalled (somewhat unwillingly) by the pack of *&*&* dogs who own the katnip company.
And finally, health experts have given in to international PURRessure from kats worldwide to recommend that humans eat more fish – (which means kats no longer have to catch their own)!
Good work to all those dedicated kats!
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Goodnight!
*Photos courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger*
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LOL! I look forward to more insightful reports from Shrimp at Hairballexpress.
Haha thanks 😀
Thanks fur sharing my news report Dude!??
Most welcome! ^^ we loved it. 🙂
Awwww – thank you, sweeties!??
Most welcome ^^. You may just need to say sorry to our ‘puppy’ friend ;o
Ooops….
Haha don’t worry. I think he was just joking 😀
WHEW! That’s a relief!!?
MOL… 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 <3
🙂
Ermm excuse me!! I object to being called a ‘lower life form!’
XD. Something tells me we have a cat and dog fight on our hands! :o. shrimp!!! =o
But … but … the truth must be out!
We houndies are superior beings!! Surely?
No, Sams, nothing superior about a dog. In the pack you are the lower orders. For a reason. You like it that way, admit it.
I have noticed dogs taking over the Internet. What a shame! All hail the superior feline … we must recapture Internet domination! May we rule FURever!!
Haha 🙂
Soooo furry funny!
Thank you 🙂
We are sold on Kat 9 news!
Noodle and crew
😀
Loved it, had to share it with my wife.
Thank you 🙂
Wow! How CUTE is that! Where on earth did you get this? I love all of it. Thanks so much for sharing!!
Welcome 🙂
Reblogged this on K'Cadences and commented:
So cute! This has quickly become one of my favorite blogs. #CoolCats everywhere. Enjoy, and Happy Friday!
Blessings,
KaiCarra
Thank you!!! 🙂
Great report!
Thank you 🙂
LOL, This is definitely mews reporting I like to read 😀
Haha! 🙂
:D!!!
Simply A- do-ra-ble !!!! Puts CNN to shame
🙂
And the best of it – if you had over to Shrimps blog – there are more KAT9-News to be found. I am stalking – uhm – following that blog for some time now.
if you HEAD over .. (sigh)
There may be more KAT9-News and things here too soon. Working on a collaboration with cute little Shrimp. 😉
Wonderful.
Haha thanks.
Say, Kats … count me in. Have paw, will travel! “D
Haha
Now that’s what I call reporting!
Have a great weekend…
Noodle and crew
Thank you ^^