- Tell him not to block your computer screen when you’re trying to write.
As you can see, he’s quite upset.
2. Fail to give him fresh water every 2 hours
That’ll show him whose boss. Wait! That’s my tea!
3. Forget that he gets a treat at exactly 5:30pm every day.
But only once.
4. Refuse to pet him when you’re busy…
…so you have to search for him 2 hours, scared out of your mind until you
find him with eyes that say, “So…you were too busy, eh?”
Ah, the joys of being owned by a cat. The minute you yell out, “This is not worth it!” he does this:
and you wonder how you’ll ever live without him.