Post by Stephanie Musarra
Dr. Cat nudged his spectacles back onto his whiskered face. He rolled up a cigarette full of catnip, and took a puff.
“Would you like one?”
I shook my head.
“That’s right,” he chuckled, “Catnip has no affect on humans.” He pawed at a ball of yarn dangling from his desk.”How can I help you today?”
“How can you be a doctor?” I gasped. “You can’t be real! Cat’s aren’t even supposed to talk.”
Dr. Cat sighed, and took a hit off his cigarette. “Aren’t you pet owners ever going to realize that your cats own you, not the other way around?”