Beach or mountains? Which do you prefer? Why?
Louis Catorze has never been to either, to my knowledge, but I know he would be equally troublesome in each.
One would be a giant litter tray. And, in the other, he’d go chasing after a wolf or Sasquatch or some such thing, only returning if we despatched some strapping mountain rescue blokes to look for him.
Luckily Catorze won’t be visiting a beach or the mountains anytime soon, unless by teleportation or astral travel or some such thing. This is good news if you live in either location. Not so good for us, trapped forever in a Victorian terraced house with him.
